goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

thepresidentsshoelaces:

obamasdaughter:

eiffelstower:

pizza:

hey i like your shoelaces

thanks i stole them from the president 

wtf where are my dads shoelaces

I’m here